« Lend me your ears... | Main | Dork Wars. »
May 27, 2005
Why I Am So Tired!!!
I've been blaming it on fatherhood;
paint fumes, lack of sleep and recently fixing up the new house.
But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired,
There are 85 million in school,
29 million employed by the federal government,,
2.8 million are in the armed forces
14,800,000 people work for state and city governments
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
As of today, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves JUST TWO PEOPLE to do all the work...
YOU and ME!!
And there you are sitting on your butt,
at your computer, reading my blog.
That leaves just me...
Posted by Andrew at May 27, 2005 09:55 PM